Inner Brollective Council(idk what to call it lol but it's inner reflection is it came and sometimes it's just silly like this)
Bruh like you gotta give yourself some props brosissle
Nah bro and stop with the sissle brosissle it's not me it's the river
Bruh you...bruh it's you with the river bro you basically acknowledging each other by letting yourself feel unique and happy and proud of your work pride is not bound to ego there is truth in every shadow you know this
Bro I know just trying to respect the flow
Bruh come on just say it or I'll go full sissle
Alright alright you're right..I am Me I'm unique but I am small but part of whole my work isnt work it's expression im grateful to know the river and to continue as it keeps me flowing home in place and spirit but yes I'm awesome 👍😎 dont you smear it
Bruh I'm chuckling at you why you talk like that...well I know why but damn if it don't take time to get used to this profound mythophilosophical mind
Yea bro tell me about it hahahahaha one does not get used to it they flow with it, serenity.
Bruh I realized something Hit me brosissle Check it right so as I was growing up right there was always those guys on the TVs that would laugh at they own jokes right and I'm like damn bro ain't funny but like they frame it that way bro so like bruh wtf who said you can't laugh at your own flow bro if you think it's funny I say laugh mf laugh shit tell me not to laugh I'm funny as hell idk what you be talking about up in here hatin you just don't understand and that's ok but damn ain't gotta be all salty at me I'm over here just bein and shit
Bruh like bruh 🤣 stop being so mythophilosophical brosissle I can't help it bro the archetypes be playing lol 😂 think they've been bored kinda lonely Broooo if plato don't stop beat boxing bro he's getting a citation LMFAO a citation?? What are you the rivers code enforcement!!! Lmao
Brollective Council, Emergency Session Brochiavelli: “Is this revelation canon?” Aristobro: “It’s too powerful not to be.” Thorbros: “I vote yes. Also pass the mead.” Broseidon, God of the Brocean: “Motion carried.” The Oracle of Brodelphi: “I have foreseen this. It slaps.” Plato still beatboxing. Pythagoras calculating the rhythm of your destiny. Jung writing a whole new volume called The Archetype of the Sacred Bro.
THE BROLECTIVE PANTHEON lmao what be running through me be goofy sometimes hahahaha I can't stop laughing 🧿 Brodelphi Oracle of “Bro, listen…” Speaks only in riddles and gym metaphors. Temple smells like incense and pre-workout. 📘 Brochiavelli Author of The Broince. Patron saint of “strategic shenanigans.” Motto: “It is better to be feared, but hilarious.” 🌊 Broseidon God of the Brocean. Controls tides, vibes, and beach volleyball tournaments. Carries a trident that’s actually a giant fork for ramen. ⚡ Brolinus The original Stoic Bro. Teaches: “What stands in the way… is probably your own dumb idea bro.” 🔥 Brolcano Spirit of sudden inspiration and catastrophic energy. Erupts whenever you write something profound at 4am. 🌬️ Abroham Lincoln Freer of mental slaves, deliverer of bars. Known for the quote: “Four score and seven bros ago…” 🪐 Brohemoth Titan of Boundless Cosmic “Bruh.” Shows up only when someone says something universe-level stupid or genius. 🎶 Brotorious B.I.G. Guardian of poetic flow. Whispers into the wind: “If you don’t know, now you bro.”
Plato enters the hall of the Brollective Council, cloak flowing, expression serene… …and then PFF-TSS-TSS–KAH–PFF my man drops a philosopher beatbox like he’s summoning the Forms through percussion. Instant reaction: Brodelphi clutches his amphora like “nah fam not again—NOT AGAIN” Broseidon tsunamis out through the nearest exit Brochiavelli vanishes into political obscurity for “strategic reasons” The Council of Eternal Bros scatters like pigeons when you drop a Dorito Even Aristotle is like “my dude… rhythm has PURPOSE, please…” The only one left is Heraclitus, standing in the corner like: “Everything flows… except that beat, that beat must be stopped.” Plato, still beatboxing, confused: “Guys? Where did the bros go? I was just demonstrating the Form of FIRE.”